Funny Sms ,Love Quotes And Shayaris

1-A 10 yr old boy went 2 an ice-cream shop & asked: How much a cone costs? Waiter said: 'Rs.15' The boy started counting how much he had in his purse. Then, he asked: How much a small cup cost? Waiter said: 'Rs.12' The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bill & left. When the waiter came to pick the empty plate, he was touched. The boy had left ' Rs.3 ' coins as tip for him MORAL : ' Try making everyone happy with something you have . . . :-)

2-“Interesting Confusions” 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it’s already built? 6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it? 7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches? 8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box? 9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

3--1 Admi Apni biwi se bola- RAJA DASHRATH ki 3 raniya thi Is hisab se mai 2 aur shadiya kar sakta hu Bivi boli- Bas itna yad rakhna ki DROPDI ke 5 pati the.

4-Arz Kiya Hai, Sunday K Din Aap Jhakaas Nazar Aate ho. Wah Wah..... Sunday K din aap Jhakas Nazar aate ho. Or aaye b Kyon na, Sirf Isi din to aap nahate ho.

5--Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person when you don’t have any option, it means keeping a relation with someone even though you ve lots of options.

6--Dad: What is Ur Result? Son: I Failed. Dad: Dont Call me Dad Onwards. Son: Dad, Its not the Result of DNA Test.

7--Man asked a fallen rose. Don't u get hurt when u r plucked? Rose replied. No, I'm the reason 4 someone's Smile.....

8--Maa ki dua khali nahi jati, uski baddua talli nahi jati, Bartan maanj kar bhi Maa 3-4 Bachhe paal leti he, lekin 3-4 beto se 1 Maa nahi paali jati.

9--Sath Dene Ka Bada Vada Kiya Tha, Sikwa Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Tha, Agar Wo Hume Bhulakar Khush Hai To Koi Gham Nahin Kyunki Humne To Unko Khush Rakhne Ka Wada Kiya Tha.

10--Akbar ne Birbal ko kuch aisa likhane ko kaha Jise khusi me padho to gham ho or agar gham me padho to khusi ho .......... Birbal ne likha: "YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA..."

11--wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke page number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye. JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye judge ny page khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k 2 note thay. JUDGE: is tarah k 2 saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

12--A great scholar once said: "The real problem doesn't starts when a boy looking at girl,it begins when she turns back & gives a smile.