Funny Sms ,Love Quotes And Shayaris

1-Girl sitting on a park bench. Funny Begger: Hi Darling...! She angrily: How dare u call me as darling....? Begger: Then wat r u doing on my bed.........

2-Excellent Thought : "No One Can Ever Fail In True Love.. We Just Fail To Choose The True Person,

3-The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bombs. a) A girl's smile & b) A girl's tear.

4-Every Heart Has A Pain! Only The Way Of Expression iS Different, Some Hide it in Eyes while Some Hide in Their Smile..

5-Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

6-Q - College me ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain??????? Ans- 4, - - - - - 1. Meri Waali, 2. Teri Waali, 3. Meri Bhabhi, 4. Teri Bhabhi...!!!!

7-Problem may come from "HAYWARDS 2000 OR 5000" But u must take it as a "ROYAL CHALLENGE" Otherwise people will call u an "OLD MONK" & Stick a "BLACK LABEL" on u, But u must fight like a "NEPOLEAN" & live like a "BAGPIPER", work till "8 PM" & Think like a "DIRECTORS'S SPECIAL" Then u'r life will be like "IMPERIAL BLUE" with a perfection of "KINGFISHER" & there will be good value for u'r "SIGNATURE". cheers! Happy nite, Full tight!

8-Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ? Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ? Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi. Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ? Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha. Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ? Patient: Nahi doctor saheb. Doctor: Kyon ? Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha. Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi. Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta ! Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga Doctor : Abe teri ....

9-"Har pal ki khushi hamare sath me hai, Khushi ki koi lkeer hamare hat me hai, Dur reh kar bhi aap ko yaad karte hai, Jaroor koi pyari se bat aap me hai........

10-Santa and Banta went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started eating them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. Then both exchanged their sandwiches !!!