Funny Hindi Sms

1-Husband suhagrat pe: main sadi se pehle 20 aurto ke sath s*x kar chuka hoon.

Wife sharmate hoye: Aap wahi ho na jisne 500 ka fake note diya tha.

2-delievery k baad bache ki muthi band thi.

doctor ne muthi kholi to usme i-pill thi aur hath pe likha tha

''JAKO RAKHE SAIYA MAR SAKE NA KOI''

3-Don’t Trust Your Heart..

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Because Its Not On The Right Side..;-)

4-Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo NE Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon NE ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

5-Aurate 3 prakaar ki hoti hain..

Ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte,

Dusari jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti

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Tisri jiske saath aap rehate ho. :)

6-1st friend- yaar tu office mein to sher bana rahta hai par tuzhe ghar mein kya ho jata hai?

2nd friend- ghar mein bhi sher hi hun yaar bas durga-maata sawar ho jati hai

7-ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya hai

" teri smile mein kya gazab ki chamak hai".

vo muskura k boli

"ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTH PASTE MEIN NAMAK HAI"

8-Beautiful Lines from Shakespeare:

close ur eyes n think about ur lovable persons nd spent moment with them. then watch your lips will automatically get smile....!!!!!!!!!

9-Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI.

Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..

10-Girl- kya tum mere ashiq ho?

Boy- han hun.

Girl- to phir mujhe 1000 ka-easy re-charge bhej do.

Boy- main tumhara ashiq hun VODAFONE walo ka DAMAAD nahi.