1-shadi me 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kek socha shyad ye bhi khane wali cheez hai....
jaise hi wo khane laga ,,,,,4-5 sardar jor se bole "NA KHA OYE EK DUM FEEKA HAI"
2-The Truth about Human Tongue:-
It Takes 3 yrs to Learn how to use it.
But,
It takes Lifetime
to Learn
When & where
to use it..!
3-agar kissi moti ladki ko dekhkar seeti bajao aur wo palatkar vaapas aa jaye to isse kya kanenge???????
GOL MAAL RETURNS.....
4-Biwi(gusse me): tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara he.
Husband(pyaar se): toh itni der se kyu kha rhi ho....????
5-Ladka- Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati h,
Saawan k ane me teri yad ati h,
Baris ki bundo me teri yad ati h,
Ladki- Haan haan muje yad hai teri Chatri deni hai...
6-
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
7-husband and wife fighting infront of their child.
wife to husbnd: "tu saala kutta"
husband to wife: "tu saali kutti"
child: "hee hee...mai saala pilla"
8-
What is the meaning of "PYAR"
P = Pagal ho jana
Y = yadon main kho jana
A = Ansouon main beh jana
R = Roj ka rona dhona
9-
wife- janu, kash ap msg hote, mai apko save karti, jab chahe padhati.
husband- kanjus, save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?!!
10-
Rok Do Mera Janaja Mujhme Ab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,
Rok Do Mera Janaja Mujhme Ab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,
Janaja Pichhe Lo Salo,
Dekhte Nahi Daru Ki Dukan Aa Gai Hai"......
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