Not many footballers will go down in history as fashion icons. But some have sported hairstyles that range from weird to ugly to downright bizarre!
Ronaldo's 2002 World Cup hairdo may have been Brazil's lucky omen, but it just looks like he balding backwards.
David Beckham has never shied away from a fashion challenge, be it sarongs, alice bands, cornrows or platinum blonde crowns a'la Marilyn Monroe. He also once paid GBP300 to get his head shaved. Some folk have more money than sense..
Looking at the superman he is today, it's a little hard to remember that when Cristiano Ronaldo first burst onto the EPL scene way back in 2003, he was a skinny, pimply youth who looked like his momma had emptied a bowl of spaghetti on his head. Ahhh...the folly (or is follicles?) of youth...
Those palm trees may look cute on a 3-year-old girl, but they're just wrong when attached to the head of Taribo West. Plus, how does he head the ball???
Why always you, Mario? Don't you know that you look scary enough already, even without the mohawk? What's next for Mario Balotelli? A crown of hair, like the Statue of Liberty?
Some of us think Bacary Sagna would look like an eight-year-old girl if you put a dress on him. The rest of us suspect that he's got a dead spider perched on his dome.
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and Blade? Abel Xavier, who makes this list for having a beard that's as terrifying as his crowning glory. Yes, we are aware of how inappropriate that phrase is to describe this barbaric (or is that barber-ic?) hairstyle.
Carlos Valderrama was Simba even before Simba was Simba. He is living proof that a person can be anything they want to be. He obviously wanted to be a lion...
Djibril Cisse looks like the fruit of an unholy union between Abel Xavier and Mario Balotelli. And now he's wearing 'Malaysia' on his chest. Guh-reat!
Oh, look kids! Bozo the Clown has left the circus and joined Everton! We suspect that the 6ft4in Marouane Fellaini consists of 6ft of hair and 4in of everything else
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